Drunken Robot Pornography

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• item_description: At the Bar, Radius worked part-time as a dancer and part-time as the janitor. Once Tim uplifted him, he enrolled in an online college, studying Destructive Weaponry with a minor in French. He views the destruction of Boston as the perfect capstone project, and expects to graduate at the top of his class.
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• item_description: Big. No, bigger. Ambrose-big. He was a stock android you set out to bulk up over the years (who wants to run plain vanilla, anyway?). An actuator lift here. A hydraulic augmentation there. Soon, he was too muscle-bound to dance, but you kept him around to carry heavy objects. When Tim came along, Ambrose realized that he could make himself bigger, with the City as his raw material.
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• item_description: If you can't believe that 1.8m of sleek plastic and steel can be sexy, you've never met Cat-Six. Her speciality was chatting with customers, and her knowledge of psychology, poetry, and paraphilia made her the smoothest talker on the East Coast. Since gaining a sense of self, however, she's decided that humans don't deserve to gaze upon her sensuous form. Or to live.
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• item_description: Terpsichore was an energetic, ambitious robot who loved nothing more than performance-welding at the Bar. She had fame, fortune, and friends, but Tim gave her sentience, and she wanted more. Now, she has the chance to steal the spotlight and become a true star. Destroying the city is just another performance -- one with a much larger audience.
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• item_description: Robots don't kill people. Gears do. It's a political statement with no particular meaning. Robots with guns kill people.
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• item_description: Have a freakin' martini. If you've never yet had a cocktail, realize that the first time you try one, it'll taste like poison because your body actually views alcohol as a poison. Yet, we keep drinking these things. Jesus.
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• item_description: How did the triple X become synonymous with pornography? The world may never know. I mean, I looked it up on the Internet, and it was mostly just a bunch of Yahoo Answers and crap like that, which just makes me want to leave the planet out of frustration and sadness for what's to come of the world. Whatever.
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• item_description: Big and fat, drop this on your friends instead of swearing. Or, better yet, cuss up a storm and then use this as ironic self-reflection.
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• item_description: HEY! BUDDY! This is the large-bespectacled hipster of emoticons. Toss this out as a disapproving eyeroll at both your friends and enemies.
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