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The Procession to Calvary

App ID 1071130
App Type Game
Developer
Publisher Joe Richardson
Supported Systems Windows macOS Linux
Last Change Number 12741420
Last Record Update 2 October 2021 – 22:07:17 UTC ()
Release Date 9 April 2020 – 15:00:13 UTC ()

Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.

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User Tags

AdventureIndiePoint & ClickFunnyDark ComedySurrealMedievalPuzzleFemale Protagonist2DStory RichHistoricalSingleplayerBeautifulPhilosophical

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Additional Information

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metacritic_name The Procession to Calvary
metacritic_score 78
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ReleaseState released
has_adult_content Yes
Store Release Date 9 April 2020 ()
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community_hub_visible Yes
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Associations
0/nameJoe Richardson
0/typedeveloper
1/nameJoe Richardson
1/typepublisher
2/nameSUPERHOT PRESENTS
2/typepublisher
3/nameThe Immortal John Triptych
3/typefranchise
Primary Genre Indie (23)
Store Genres Adventure (25), Indie (23)
Supported Languages
1 LanguagesInterfaceFull AudioSubtitles
EnglishYesYes
Steam Release Date 9 April 2020 – 15:00:13 UTC ()
Store Asset Modification Time 10 April 2020 – 10:36:45 UTC () (1586515005)
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Web Assets
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Detected Technologies (?) Engine.Unity
  • 2 players right now
  • 6 24-hour peak
  • 73 all-time peak

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Concurrent players

  • 2 players right now
  • 6 24-hour peak
  • 73 all-time peak

Owner estimations

Store data

  • 2,796 followers
  • #5332 in top sellers
  • 435 positive reviews
  • 6 negative reviews
  • 98.64% positive reviews

Playtime estimations by SteamSpy

  • 0 minutes median playtime in last 2 weeks
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Twitch Stats

  • 283 viewers right now
  • 283 24-hour peak
  • 3,943 all-time peak

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How many players are playing The Procession to Calvary right now on Steam? There are 2 players in The Procession to Calvary on Steam. The Procession to Calvary player counter. The Procession to Calvary Steam charts.

Bundles that include this app

ID Name % Created
14051 The Games by Joe Richardson Bundle -10% No 9 April 2020 – 20:02:03 UTC

Packages that include this app

SubID Name Billing Type Last Update
359031 Steam Sub 359031 CD Key 24 March 2020 – 16:30:09 UTC
359032 The Procession to Calvary for Beta Testing CD Key 24 March 2020 – 16:29:06 UTC
359033 The Procession to Calvary Store or CD Key 12 April 2021 – 17:00:30 UTC

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Depots

ID Name Max Size OS Extra Info
1071131 The Procession to Calvary Windows 1.29 GiB
1071132 The Procession to Calvary Mac 1.30 GiB
1071133 The Procession to Calvary Linux 1.29 GiB

Branches

Name Description Build ID Time Updated
public 4892010 13 April 2020 – 15:14:18 UTC
testing test branch 4892010 13 April 2020 – 15:09:12 UTC

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Launch Options

0. Unnamed launch option
Executable The Procession to Calvary.exe
Launch Type Unspecified
Operating System   windows
1. Unnamed launch option
Executable The Procession to Calvary.app
Launch Type Unspecified
Operating System   macos
2. Unnamed launch option
Executable TheProcessionToCalvary.x86_64
Arguments -force-glcore42 -force-clamped
Launch Type Unspecified
Operating System   linux

Configuration

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History

API name Display name and description Icons
ACH_01 Whoopsie!

The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged. -Psalms 34:18

ACH_02 Abuse Democracy

I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you... -Corinthians 1:10

ACH_03 Duped!

My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness. -Psalms 38:5

ACH_04 Magician's Assistant #1

Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts. -Revelations 9:21

ACH_05 Who's a good boy!?

The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. -Revelations 13:2

ACH_06 Win the Talent Show

Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ! -Corinthians 15:57

ACH_07 Magician's Assistant #2

The light of a lamp will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all the nations were led astray. -Revelations 18:23

ACH_08 Magician's Assistant #3

Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries,which you have laboured at since childhood. Perhaps you will succeed, perhaps you will cause terror. -Isaiah 47:12

ACH_09 King for a Day

And I will make thee exceeding fruitful, and I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee. -Genesis 17:6

ACH_10 Treasure Hunter

The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure... -Deuteronomy 28:12

ACH_11 Appease the Devil

You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. -John 8:44

ACH_12 Swapsies

Every woman shall borrow of her neighbour, and of her that sojourneth in her house, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold... -Exodus 3:22

ACH_13 Make a Friend

The righteous choose their friends carefully, but the way of the wicked leads them astray. -Proverbs 12:26

ACH_14 The End #1

When he had received the drink, Jesus said, “It is finished.” With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. -John 19:30

ACH_15 The End #2

You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’ But you do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful and naked. -Revelations 3:17

ACH_16 The End #3

And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. -Revelations 21:4

ACH_17 First Blood

Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image. -Genesis 9:6

ACH_18 Holy Book

Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it. -Revelations 1:3

ACH_19 Spank the Bishop

But I -- I say to you, not to resist the evil, but whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other. -Matthew 5:39

ACH_20 Brawler

Then I will act with hostility toward you; I also will strike you seven times for your sins. -Leviticus 26:24

ACH_21 Serial Killer

And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting from every animal. And from each human being, too... -Genesis 9:5

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