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Think of the Children

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App ID 573600
App Type Game
Developer
Publisher Surprise Attack
Supported Systems Windows
Last Change Number 11397297
Last Record Update 4 May 2021 – 10:07:10 UTC ()
Release Date 19 October 2017 – 14:57:44 UTC ()
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Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.

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User Tags

Action4 Player LocalCo-opLocal Co-OpLocal MultiplayerIndieMultiplayerFunnyAdventureFast-PacedDifficult

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Additional Information

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ReleaseState released
Store Release Date 19 October 2017 ()
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Associations
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Primary Genre 1 (Action)
Store Genres 1 (Action)
Supported Languages
1 LanguagesInterfaceFull AudioSubtitles
EnglishYesYes
Steam Release Date 19 October 2017 – 14:57:44 UTC ()
Store Asset Modification Time 28 June 2019 – 23:17:10 UTC () (1561763830)
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  • 2 players right now
  • 5 24-hour peak
  • 42 all-time peak

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Concurrent players

  • 2 players right now
  • 5 24-hour peak
  • 42 all-time peak

Owner estimations

Store data

  • 1,621 followers
  • 97 positive reviews
  • 79 negative reviews
  • 55.11% positive reviews

Playtime estimations by SteamSpy

  • 0 minutes median playtime in last 2 weeks
  • 2.9 hours median total playtime
  • 0 minutes average playtime in last 2 weeks
  • 2.3 hours average total playtime

Twitch Stats

  • 0 viewers right now
  • 0 24-hour peak
  • 19,121 all-time peak

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How many players are playing Think of the Children right now on Steam? There are 2 players in Think of the Children on Steam. Think of the Children player counter. Think of the Children Steam charts.

Packages that include this app

SubID Name Billing Type Last Update
145969 Steam Sub 145969 CD Key 20 November 2017 – 04:55:18 UTC
145970 Think of the Children for Beta Testing CD Key 20 November 2017 – 04:55:44 UTC
145971 Think of the Children Store or CD Key 19 April 2021 – 17:00:32 UTC
236770 Complimentary reviewer package CD Key 11 January 2018 – 02:15:27 UTC

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Downloadable Content

AppID Name Last Update
735300 Think of the Children - Official Soundtrack 9 January 2021 – 00:15:57 UTC
738990 SteamDB Unknown App 738990 19 October 2017 – 01:51:38 UTC

Depots

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573608 Think of the Children Depot - Launch content 816.71 MiB
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573609 Think of the Children Depot - Post launch 5-11 No size
573604 Think of the Children Depot - 6-11 819.88 MiB
573603 Think of the Children Depot - online 20-11 819.87 MiB
573602 Think of the Children online 22-11 427.84 MiB

Branches

Name Description Build ID Time Updated
public 2262920 7 November 2017 – 02:56:22 UTC
beta beta branch 2258845 5 November 2017 – 06:55:24 UTC
betatwo Beta Branch Two 2298727 20 November 2017 – 04:49:35 UTC
macbranch mac test 1997894 30 July 2017 – 11:40:48 UTC
soundtracktest 2428016 11 January 2018 – 02:35:33 UTC

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Launch Options

0. Unnamed launch option
Executable Think of the Children.exe
Launch Type Launch (Default)
Operating System   windows
1. Unnamed launch option
Executable Thinkof the Children.exe
Launch Type Unspecified
Operating System   windows
Beta Branch betatwo

Configuration

Key Value
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History

Achievements

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API name Display name and description Icons
ALONE_TIME Alone Time

Finish the story solo

FAMILY_TIME Family Time

Finish the story with two or more players

SUPER_PARENT Super Parent

Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.

SUPER_PARENTS Super Parents

Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.

PARK_A Lovely day at the park

Get an A+ on the Park Level

BEACH_A Between the yellow flags

Get an A+ on the Beach Level

STORE_A Express lane

Get an A+ on the Store Level

PARTY_A Socialite

Get an A+ on the Party Level

AIRPORT_A First Class

Get an A+ on the Airport Level

SKYDIVE_A Thrill Seeker

Get an A+ on the Skydiving Level

OUTBACK_A WITNESS ME

Get an A+ on the Outback Level

CAMP_A Glamping

Get an A+ on the Camp Safety Level

BONFIRE_A Ghost Stories

Get an A+ on the Bonfire Level

ZOO_A Monkey Business

Get an A+ on the Zoo Level

OCEAN_A UNDER THE SEA!

Get an A+ on the Ocean Level

SPACE_A A wholesome parenting simulator

Hidden.

FASHION_SOULS Fashion Souls

Create a custom character

PLEASE_DONT_HAVE_KIDS Please, don't have kids!

Lose the game in less then 20 seconds

NOT_TOUCHING_THAT I'm not touching that.

Hidden.

BIRD_PLANE Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Hidden.

CREDITS Credit where credit's due

Hidden.

ARTIST Artist

Hidden.

CHATTER_BOX Chatterbox

Hidden.

DIRTY Ooh, you're dirty

Hidden.

UNALIGNED Unaligned

Hidden.

ARE_WE_THERE_YET Are we there yet?

Hidden.

CAKE_HAT It wasn't a lie!

Hidden.

Community Items

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Badges View data
Level 1
Baby Sitter
Level 2
Caretaker
Level 3
Chaperone
Level 4
Guardian
Level 5
Custodian
Level foil
Parent
Trading cards View data
Barking Dog
Berries
Traffic
Devastated
Eagle
Booster packs View data
Booster pack 1

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