The Useless Wizard
| App ID | 3965190 |
| App Type | Game |
| Developer | Artifex Parvus |
| Publisher | Artifex Parvus |
| Supported Systems | Windows |
| Last Changenumber | 31887023 |
| Last Record Update | 24 October 2025 – 16:48:56 UTC ( |
| Release Date | 24 October 2025 – 16:48:52 UTC ( |
An alcoholic wizard with no spells, only rocks, must save his village from depraved monster hordes. Tactical action, chaotic weapon combos, and dark humor collide in this unique twist on the Vampire Survivors formula!
Steam price history
Introductory Offer, ends 7 November 2025
Current Price
-20% $3.99
Lowest Recorded Price
$3.99 at -20%
24 October 2025
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Additional Information
| Developer | Artifex Parvus | |||||||||||||||||||
| ReleaseState | released | |||||||||||||||||||
| Publisher | Artifex Parvus | |||||||||||||||||||
| Store Release Date | 24 October 2025 – 16:48:55 UTC ( |
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| osarch | 64 | |||||||||||||||||||
| community_hub_visible | Yes | |||||||||||||||||||
| Primary Genre | Action (1) | |||||||||||||||||||
| Store Genres | Action (1), Casual (4), Indie (23), Early Access (70) | |||||||||||||||||||
| Steam Release Date | 24 October 2025 – 16:48:52 UTC ( |
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| Store Asset Modification Time | 3 October 2025 – 09:11:02 UTC ( |
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| osextended | empty string | |||||||||||||||||||
| controllertagwizard | Yes | |||||||||||||||||||
| AI Content Type | 1 | |||||||||||||||||||
| Early Access Release Date | 24 October 2025 – 00:00:00 UTC ( |
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| First seen on SteamDB | 17 August 2025 – 21:37:10 UTC ( |
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Supported Languages
| 9 Languages | Interface | Full Audio | Subtitles |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | Yes | Yes | |
| French | Yes | Yes | |
| Simplified Chinese | Yes | Yes | |
| German | Yes | Yes | |
| Spanish - Spain | Yes | Yes | |
| Japanese | Yes | Yes | |
| Portuguese - Brazil | Yes | Yes | |
| Russian | Yes | Yes | |
| Korean | Yes | Yes |
Assets
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| trailer_name | Early access teaser |
| trailer_category | 0 |
| trailer_480p ↴ | |
| video/webm | 257197363/movie480_vp9.webm |
| video/mp4 | 257197363/movie480.mp4 |
| trailer_max ↴ | |
| video/webm | 257197363/movie_max_vp9.webm |
| video/mp4 | 257197363/movie_max.mp4 |
| microtrailer ↴ | |
| video/webm | 3965190/823761843/5b8f98431a8ddc488f64054b5a78d43033a3ddce/1757786409/microtrailer.webm |
| video/mp4 | 3965190/823761843/5b8f98431a8ddc488f64054b5a78d43033a3ddce/1757786409/microtrailer.mp4 |
| adaptive_trailers ↴ | |
| dash_av1 | 3965190/823761843/5b8f98431a8ddc488f64054b5a78d43033a3ddce/1757786409/dash_av1.mpd |
| dash_h264 | 3965190/823761843/5b8f98431a8ddc488f64054b5a78d43033a3ddce/1757786409/dash_h264.mpd |
| hls_h264 | 3965190/823761843/5b8f98431a8ddc488f64054b5a78d43033a3ddce/1757786409/hls_264_master.m3u8 |
| screenshot_medium | 257197363/4e57469fa2ba31e172c069d059bdca0cea706672/movie_600x337.jpg |
| screenshot_full | 257197363/4e57469fa2ba31e172c069d059bdca0cea706672/movie_full.jpg |
| all_ages | true |
| is_highlight | true |
| timestamp | 13 September 2025 – 18:40:28 UTC |
