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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

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App ID 3811890
App Type Game
Developer
Publisher Hmph. Studios
Supported Systems Windows
Last Changenumber 31194329
Last Record Update 19 September 2025 – 04:22:18 UTC ()
Release Date 2025
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☠️ Perma Death ⛳ Mini Golf 🗺️ Adventure 😓 Difficult 😌 Casual

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

There is only partial information available about this app as SteamDB is missing the access token.

Additional Information

This game is excluded from Steam Family Sharing because: This game has not yet been released

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ReleaseState prerelease
Exclude from family sharing (exfgls) 8 (This game has not yet been released)
Store Release Date 2025
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Primary Genre Action (1)
Store Genres Action (1), Adventure (25), Casual (4), Indie (23)
Store Asset Modification Time 17 September 2025 – 00:03:07 UTC () (1758067387)
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First seen on SteamDB 10 June 2025 – 11:15:40 UTC (), in changelist #29484742

Supported Languages

8 Languages Interface Full Audio Subtitles
English Yes Yes Yes
German Yes Yes
Japanese Yes
Korean Yes
Portuguese - Brazil Yes
Russian Yes
Simplified Chinese Yes
Spanish - Latin America Yes

Tags

☠️ Perma Death ⛳ Mini Golf 🗺️ Adventure 😓 Difficult 😌 Casual 💥 Action 🕴 Psychological Horror 🕹️ Multiplayer 🗿 Dark Humor 🌱 Indie 🔋 Physics 😱 Horror 🏗️ Platformer 🎒 Survival Horror 👥 Online Co-Op 📺 2D Platformer 👤 Singleplayer 🎮 Controller 🤝 Co-op 🏽 2D

Categories

Single-player Online PvP Online Co-op Steam Achievements Steam Cloud Steam Leaderboards Family Sharing Steam is learning Multi-player PvP Co-op

Hardware Categories

Full Controller Support

Accessibility Categories

Color Alternatives Camera Comfort Custom Volume Controls Playable without Timed Input Adjustable Difficulty Save Anytime

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