This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
| App ID | 3811890 |
| App Type | Game |
| Developer | Hmph. Studios |
| Publisher | Hmph. Studios |
| Supported Systems | Windows |
| Last Changenumber | 31194329 |
| Last Record Update | 19 September 2025 – 04:22:18 UTC ( |
| Release Date | 2025 |
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Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.
Additional Information
This game is excluded from Steam Family Sharing because: This game has not yet been released
| controller_support | full | |||||||||||||||||||
| ReleaseState | prerelease | |||||||||||||||||||
| Exclude from family sharing (exfgls) | 8 (This game has not yet been released) | |||||||||||||||||||
| Store Release Date | 2025 | |||||||||||||||||||
| osarch | empty string | |||||||||||||||||||
| community_hub_visible | Yes | |||||||||||||||||||
| Primary Genre | Action (1) | |||||||||||||||||||
| Store Genres | Action (1), Adventure (25), Casual (4), Indie (23) | |||||||||||||||||||
| Store Asset Modification Time | 17 September 2025 – 00:03:07 UTC ( |
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| osextended | empty string | |||||||||||||||||||
| controllertagwizard | Yes | |||||||||||||||||||
| First seen on SteamDB | 10 June 2025 – 11:15:40 UTC ( |
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Supported Languages
| 8 Languages | Interface | Full Audio | Subtitles |
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| English | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| German | Yes | Yes | |
| Japanese | Yes | ||
| Korean | Yes | ||
| Portuguese - Brazil | Yes | ||
| Russian | Yes | ||
| Simplified Chinese | Yes | ||
| Spanish - Latin America | Yes |
Tags
Categories
Single-player
Online PvP
Online Co-op
Steam Achievements
Steam Cloud
Steam Leaderboards
Family Sharing
Steam is learning
Multi-player
PvP
Co-op
Hardware Categories
Accessibility Categories
Color Alternatives
Camera Comfort
Custom Volume Controls
Playable without Timed Input
Adjustable Difficulty
Save Anytime
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