🛒 NEW APOCALYPSE SHOP PAGE: "MINOR MADNESS"

Oh, you thought the Shop with TEARS was done? NOPE.
Unlock this page and start buying upgrades that scale forever (or until your sanity breaks).

🔪 THREAT EROSION

"Apocalyptic Threat HP? More like Apocalyptic Threat... less HP."

Permanently reduce Threat HP by +0.2% per level (stacks, because why not).

"Wait, isn’t this just cheating?" Shhh, it’s strategic long-term suffering.

👻 SPIRIT POWER

"Anyone could be the Spirit Barrage user in here!"

Boost Spirit Barrage power by +1% per level (cumulative, because math is fun).

You’ll notice this around level 50. Or maybe not. Just punch the s**t out of the bag.

🧩 TL;DR

• New "Minor Madness" page in Apocalypse Shop: long-term scaling upgrades!

• Erode Threat HP or buff Spirit Barrage—forever.

• The Shop is now officially a conspiracy board. Embrace it.

"Click now. Think later. The numbers only go up."