Greetings Volunteers,

Thank you to everyone continuing to explore the alternate dimensions (and report the inevitable… anomalies). Your cooperation keeps Phaselink's mission running smoothly — and keeps you alive. Mostly.

Today's update addresses several issues reported by brave participants:

✅ Fixed an issue where Volunteer Voidboi clipped through the walls during the debriefing sequence. Voidboi has been properly thanked and compensated with a free slice of cake coupon.
✅ Resolved multiple instances where volunteers became stuck on environmental objects in the snowy dimension. Mobility in hazardous terrain is now significantly improved.
✅ Fixed a rare issue preventing the final achievement from unlocking. Completionists, your time has come.