🍹 "Sex on the Beach" Update Notes – Less Peeing, More Voices, and No More Unwanted Hugs 🏝️💦

Hey sun-soaked sinners! We’ve just dropped a juicy new update for Sex on the Beach, and it’s packed with more options, fewer bodily urges, and absolutely zero unsolicited AI cuddles (unless you want them, of course).

🛠️ New Main Settings: Customize Your Debauchery!

Life Cycle OFF

Don’t want to feel tired? Need to pee killing your vibe? Flip the switch and your character becomes an ageless, bladderless beach god. No icons, no complaints, just pure action.

Shut Your Player Up

If your main character’s voice was starting to sound like an overly horny audiobook, you can now mute them entirely. Sweet, peaceful, sexy silence.

Quest-Free Zen Mode

Don’t like goals? Turn off the quest system and just vibe with the waves, the drinks, and whatever (or whoever) floats by.

Hug-Free Zone

Sick of AI hugging you every time you pass like you’re at a nudist family reunion? Now they’ll just ignore you like an ex at a beach bar. No hug animations. No awkward pauses. Just keep walkin’.

🎤 Voice Makeover Time – 250 Voices, 39 Languages!

Give your characters the voice they deserve—or didn’t ask for. Want your NPCs to sound like a French poet or a Korean pop star? You got it. Fully customizable for main player, AI, and NPCs. Yes, even your flirty bartender can now whisper sweet nothings in Hungarian.

🎮 Left-Handed Love

Arrow keys + Right Shift movement now available! Southpaws, we got you. No more fighting with WASD like it’s a mini-boss.

🐞 Bug Fixes (Because Even Paradise Has Problems)

AI no longer forgets how to move. Less awkward twitching, more smooth seduction.

DLSS and graphics settings now actually save. Crazy, right?

Fixed the mysterious male boob size bug. We're just as confused as you were.

Resolved the “same animation for everything” issue during... intimate moments. You can now pee and play with variety and dignity.

That’s it for now! Dive in, get weird, and don’t forget to use sunscreen. Or don’t. We’re not your mom.

See you on the beach... but please, stop hugging the lifeguards. 🏖️🍑