hi gamers,

we have made for ourselves a wall of Dank Reviews bc your reviews have all been so good. please keep writing reviews dave says we can leave our desks when we hit 300 reviews please we miss our families oh god please



things we updated today:

• memelords had learned how to dodge explosions... we made them unlearn this
  
• mr Chopper got nerfed hard. get rekt mr chopper. his bullets are now less spicy
  
• subtitled voices were replaying randomly and spamming, turns out this was bad. we fixed this probably
  
• added more ammo around the place as it turns out you scrubs can't aim lel
  
• reset game now correctly brings you back to the main menu and should no longer break horribly
  
• chased down some more random translation strings so you don't get weird errors that make you feel high in a not good way
  
• fixed some more achievement weirdness for the three people who feel strongly about this
  
• adjusted the difficulty on levels so some of you can feel joy again
  
• we made the equation actually work. guess we learned math after all shout out to math blaster real ones know
  
• renamed leg extender to kick extender so people realize you gotta kick with it lmao
  
• lots of small things Dave doesn't care about so you probably don't either
  

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