Hello!
Hello POSTAL community!
It’s update time again! A few new features and improvements to hold you over until we get the Co-Op implemented. We know many are getting frustrated at the long wait for co-op, we underestimated the task at hand - but be assured it’s still coming.
We are happy to finally bring you AMD Super Resolution 2
(FSR 2.2) and Nvidia Super Resolution and Frame generation
(DLSS 3.7).
(No FSR 3.0 frame gen for now, that may come in a future update.)
As well as gaining frames in this update, you’ll also be able to gain some (in game) cash! We have shamelessly recycled some existing gameplay mechanics, so The Dude has a few side hustles he can embark on. Catch more animals! Get more petition signatures! Tag more billboards! We have also added a new racing time trial - this time using the Kart!
With this newly boosted economy, we needed to introduce more ways to waste money so… Introducing the Skinporium! A one stop shop for all your Weapon cosmetic needs.
Another new gameplay feature that no one asked for but we added it anyway - a Turret!
Full change log with more details can be seen below. Much respect to you all, and thanks for your continued support!
The Running With Scissors team
FSR and DLSS Support!
Mid-Game titles on the Lifehacker Phone Page!
Full Stats Screen! Completing the game will earn you a rank, you can also unlock various badges after fulfilling certain requirements
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More Ongoing Side-Errands!
Kart Time Trial Challenge in the Affluent tile!
Your legs might not go, but your kart can! Race your Mobility Kart through various checkpoints in town and win fabulous prizes!
Animal Catcher Extension on Tuesday and going forward!
Your exemplary animal catching services have warranted an extended contract for the rest of the week! This time, it's cold, hard cash for every warm, tender morsel! I mean, animal. Current going rate is $50 per Cat and $100 per Dog.
Make all deliveries to the previous station at the north side of town or bring them to the brand new satellite office on the south side, just outside of Cock Asian!
Note: Animal Catcher errand must first be completed, if you begin a New Game on Tuesday forward, it will not activate. Completing the main errand in a Pacifist way will also not activate the Animal Catcher Extension on Tuesday.
Volunteer Petitioner on Thursday, accessible after escaping from the Dark Lodge!
Convince people to sign yet another petition for a good cause! That cause being money which goes into your pocket! Go for the hard sell!
Tag Turf Return on Wednesday and going forward!
Show the locals who really owns the town by hitting any unmarked billboards with your personal tag, and get an instant cash reward to boot! But beware! Rival gangs might not take too kindly to an outsider getting up in their turf!
Weapon Cosmetic vending machine!
Pigeon poop splat decals!
More weapon cosmetics!
Turret Going POSTAL Challenge in the Industrial tile (More to come!)
NPCs reacting to having physics objects thrown at them!
More NPC Interest Points and Vendors throughout the game!
Home owners to Prison tile trailers. Be careful when trespassing, you might get shot!

Set-dressing improvements in many areas of the game

Improved debris piles in Pit Boss errand

Improved the visuals of bridge / tunnel blockers

Improved lighting in The Dam

Improved reflections throughout various maps

Polished a bunch of first and third-person animations

Adjusted the Spray Paint behavior in order to make it more responsive, tweaked the particle effect as well

Implemented a short delay between destroying last shit pile and phone overlay popping up during Mexi-Cleaner errand

Improved drip particles

Foam Hammer will now function as a skin for the Sledgehammer

Continued optimisation improvements

Improved many HUD icons, updated the Animal Catcher overlay

Behavior of Dude idle lines
(Won’t trigger if interacting, won’t trigger as long as aiming down sights, etc.)

Changed appearance of Fast Travel highlighter in order to make it more visible

Lag sometimes occurring after dismembering NPCs

Collision issues / mapping errors which could cause you to fall through the world

Broken Molotov VR skin

Dark Lodge achievement not unlocking

Missing dolls

Bug where the Dude would equip a weapon after getting off a ladder

Super Soaker not reloading automatically when switching ammo types

Game unpausing in the menu when toggling options such as Show Outlines and Heat Waves

Janky NPCs in Sewer Pump Part room

Kunny Island bosses sometimes getting yoinked out of bounds

GAG protestors looking into the floor

Handcuffed NPCs running away when dismembered. Not being able to dismember body parts when an NPC was handcuffed

Fire in very rare scenarios causing the game to freeze

Camera breaking during the Fix Race errand

Propane tank event not working in the Prison tile crack house

Cats running away indefinitely

Pissing / pouring Gas on NPCs sometimes causing dialogue spam

Machete sometimes being invisible when retrieved from a throw

Dude’s text messages not having correct formatting

Fixed Low Gravity modifier not working in certain Going POSTAL Challenges

Obvious pop-in in The Zag

Phone soft-locking the game in very rare cases

Many, many more level design, audio and general bugs
Changed files in this update