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Move or Die update for 16 March 2023

Move or Die is 7 years old, and kicking! 

Share · View all patches · Build 10781954 · Last edited 24 June 2023 – 16:41:41 UTC by Wendy

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Here’s to 7 years of friendship-ruining fun! If we said we never dreamt of making it this far, it would be an understatement. Actually, if you stop to think about it, 7 years is actually A LOT for a little indie title like ours. One could even argue that 7 years in game years is like 68 in real-life. So with no further ado, please enjoy our geriatric-themed anniversary update!

It’s our birthday so we’re celebrating in style with aged-up versions of everyone’s favourite starter characters! They may have some extra wrinkles and grey hairs, but they’re still ready to kick some butt and prove to everyone that age is just a number. Grab your favorite cane or walker and get ready to show them young whippersnappers how it’s done! 


Viking has seen better days but he’s not planning on seeing Valhalla just yet


Being a vampire, Count ages slower than other characters. He’s not immune to a mid-life crisis though.


Although some bits and pieces are no longer there, the fire in Zombi’s heart blazes hot


They say the older the chicken, the better the stew, so we’re in for a treat

DEBT BAR Refreshed!

Only adding geriatric characters would’ve gotten old, excuse the pun. So we decided to spice up our debt bar with some new characters and consumables as well. Make sure to improve your luck by playing and then pitch in your contribution for a chance to win! 


Al Dente pictured here running his mouth


Icy Hot making the best of a bad situation

Last but not least, because old people love a bargain, we're putting Move or Die ON SALE with a hefty 75% price discount. Should be more than enough to make you break out the ol' chequebook.

Many more surprises are in not-a-store for 2023, so make sure to follow us on Twitter and join the community on our Discord Server. 

See you in the lobby!
Team Move or Die

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