0.77.56.16

Added par times to all levels (view with TAB). These effect your total score.
Testicle boss fight will now have 1 testicle on Flaccid, 2 on Semi and Hard, and 3 on Knotty and RAGING.
Cowboss made harder on Knotty and RAGING.
Fixed final keycard reader on Cowboss saving midway through the fight.
"Demo" will delete itself from the credits if it's not a demo build.
Fixed Aged Parchments with long names going off the screen.
Removed some nailguns to pace out getting triple guns.
Fixed being able to create a ghostly bolt of only lube on the Crossbowner when out of ammo.
Improved Uddersphere post-process.
Uddersphere explosions no longer damage the player.
Fixed Uddersphere inventory tooltip running off screen.
Fixed being killed by hitting the jackhammer with an Axe.
Fixed being able to get the Inside Out Pigeon achievement while dead or in a car.
Cursor is now visible in the weapon wheel.
Bound the weapon wheel to ALT by default.
Bound Always Sprint to CAPS by default.
Fixed vomiting while the game is paused causing you to vomit all of it at once depending on how long you were paused for.
Jonathan sequence improved a little.
Improvements to the end sequence on Factory.
Savegame tweaks on Factory.
Improved Discharger sequence on Factory.
Fixed gaining infinite ammo with Discharger.
Discharger now has sounds for the plug cable throw.
Electricity sparks will now target liquid volumes.
Bleach puddles now slow down enemies that step in them.
Added inventory icon for Flash Drives.
Concurrency fixes for many sounds.
Cow re-voiced.
Cow sound code improved so they shouldn't overlap and interrupt each other.
Fixed not being able to shoot a cow's pissface from behind, or drink its udder from certain angles.
Added a cowshed to encourage udder drinking.
Arcade machines for dev levels in 77p office now have screenshots.
Tweaks to damage values on Flaccid.
Tweaks to Pisstol projectile size.
A few more objects prevented from falling through the floor on respawn.
Added icon for Trowel.
Fixed explosion particle lasting too long in cow guts.
Tweaked Cumbubblingham fights.
Can now jump while crouched.
"Improved" DampLamp on/off sound.
Added sound effects for picking up powerups.
All projectiles that are stuck in things will be picked up automatically by walking into/over them.
Fixed a bug where fatal shots wouldn't show the flying damage number.
Optimised projectile impact particles.
Added impact particles for gravel and tiles.
Broken window edges and impact effects are now coloured like the window.
Fixed fire becoming extinguished immediately in some situations.
Fixed placement of lighter on Shotgun.
Added tile zone to testlevel.
Can talk to security cameras.
Gun pickups now show a bigger, seperate "picked up" text on screen.
Added more ammo and health to M77.
Fixed cars riding on top of conveyor trigger boxes.
Made Knotty harder ;]
Doubled how much electric ammo is received from getting electrocuted.
Removed developer helium canisters.
Fixed bug where you'd lose a Quest Item if you load the save that was triggered by walking over it.
Fixed damage text showing up when player isn't the instigator.
Fixed security cameras sometimes not showing up in inventory.
Fixed active security camera guns appearing where a killed camera used to be on respawn.
Fixed Soul Eggs sometimes not giving health.
Green key room in factory now saves before you pick up the key.
Fixed Factory cake machine not reading the state of cakes properly after a respawn.
Added Knotty to Level Select.
Fixed title screen being blurry sometimes.
Bongs now give 60HP no matter how much health you have.
Fixes to extension cord jank on Farm.
Removed "Slightly Janky Demo" from main menu.
Fixed not being able to switch to 7-category weapons on Sheffie.
Fixed Sheffie cutscene restarting when coming back to Sheffie from Arcade, somtimes.
PISSCO boss now won't interrupt egg's introductory line.
Fixed not being able to put things in a shopping trolley.
Fixed shopping trolley turning circle.
Being engulfed by a Pissface will overlay its face on the screen.
Added images to various Aged Parchments and User Manuals.
Fixed Cowboss from being able to attack too fast and messing up animations on higher difficulties.
Added music to Cowboss.
Fixed flamethrower setting fire to the origin of large objects, even if hit nowhere close to the origin.
Zombies now take minimal damage unless headshotted.
Fixed Cowboss animating on respawn from save.
Added waking-up sequence to Sewer Depths.
Fixed un-possessed cows still counting as both enemy and innocent.
Added music to Cumbubblingham.
Added music to M77.
Weapons now can't be picked up if you have full ammo (except nailguns up to triple).
Cowboss now voiced.
Improved handling of distant, but important, speech bubbles.
Added projectile impact sounds for all material types.
Fixed boombox on main menu and apartment jumping around sometimes.
Optimised filesize of larger maps.
Prevented a crash when, for some reason, an actor is saved without a root component.
Added dialogue to pedestrians.
Corn will now show up in one of your next poos if you eat corn.
A few fixes for saving-related bugs and stutters.
Added nipple spray sound for cowboss.
Cowboss pipe bursts now louder.
Added news report to Cumbubblingham first drive and modified the first road.
New splash screen. Probably needs to be replaced again lol.
Inventory screen will now grow a scrollbar if neeeded.
Updated credits sequence, but its not finished.
Added parchments and user manuals to collectables save (meaning you'll still have them if you start a new game).
Added collectables-deposit room to arcade.
Football fan dialogue added.
Added pop sound for testicle dying.
M77 ending work.
Volume adjustments for a few taunts.
Dysfunction now randomises some materials.
Dysfunction now randomises humans' voices.
Self-cervix scanners revoiced.
Self-cervix scanners less janky.
Removed a test Uddersphere from Factory.
Hopefully fixed being able to survive the final Factory explosion.
Factory end explosion now triggers a fatal hit marker.
Evacuating the factory won't display a hit marker when self destructing.
Removed Cybermage and old MPPG projectiles from dysfunction/dreaming random projectiles.
Fixed Cybermage walls not always hurting.
Improved M77 drive.
Vegan infractions added: putting someone elses poo up your ass, cooking non vegan foods, cooking enemies and gibs, cooking someone else's poo.
Added HyperStrange and Mumble Etc. logos to the title screen.
Modified shotgun alt fire.
Changes to gun popup text for readability at a glance.
Updated Arcade button on main menu.
Added devs to office.
Fixed Cow Soul Fountains still saying "set free" after you set the cow free.
Fixed Cowboss "RESISTED" messages showing if shot when he's not active.
Zit bodies now remain after respawn.
Changed Zit particle effect.
Extended first section of M77.
Explosive barrels now won't have a delay before exploding, unless they are blown up by another barrel.
Fixed some player clipping issues in the Cumbubblingham hotel.

77p egg: Eggwife Playtest update for 11 September 2023

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